| CATEGORY | CUISINE | TAG | YIELD | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eggs, Grains | Chinese | Cookies | 1 | Servings |
INGREDIENTS
| 1/2 | c | Honey |
| 2/3 | c | Butter, margarine, or lard |
| 1 | Egg | |
| 1 | ts | Vanilla extract OR- peppermint extract |
| 2 | c | Whole wheat flour |
| 1/3 | c | Cocoa powder |
| Grape-nuts(tm) cereal | ||
| 1/4 | c | Honey |
| 1/4 | c | Molasses |
| 2/3 | c | Butter or margarine, or lard |
| 1 | Egg | |
| 2 1/3 | c | Whole wheat flour |
| Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each) | ||
| Grape-nuts(tm) cereal | ||
| Coconut; (tapeworms) | ||
| Chocolate chips | ||
| Butterscotch chips | ||
| Peanut butter chips | ||
| Spagetti or ramen noodles cooked – (roundworms) | ||
| Corn | ||
| Peanuts | ||
| "puffy pastel things"; * find at Chinese restaurants |
INSTRUCTIONS
CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS MIX-INS *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies. From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini
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