God designed sex to be relational, but self-stimulated sex is lustful. God designed sex to be covenantal, but self-stimulated sex is non-committal. God designed sex to be intimate, but self-stimulated sex is superficial. God designed sex to be fruitful, but self-stimulated sex is fruitless. God designed sex to be selfless, but self-stimulated sex is self-centered. God designed sex as a complex union, but self-stimulated sex involves personal isolation. God designed sex as a complementary heterosexual act, but self-stimulated sex is a personal homosexual act.

David Platt

CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
		Salads, Side dish, La-times	8	Servings

INGREDIENTS

3	lb	Potatoes
2	c	Diced celery
1	sm	Onion, chopped
		Salt
1	c	Mayonnaise
2	tb	Prepared mustard
1/4	ts	Hot pepper sauce
1/2	c	Beer
2	tb	Chopped parsley

INSTRUCTIONS

Cook potatoes in skins until tender. When cool, peel and dice. Add celery
and onion and season to taste with salt. Blend mayonnaise with mustard and
hot pepper sauce. Gradually stir in beer. Add parsley. Pour over potato
mixture. Mix lightly with fork. Chill.
(C) 1992 The Los Angeles Times
Posted to MC-Recipe Digest V1 #643 by Nancy Berry <[email protected]> on
Jun 11, 1997

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