INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

ingredients: bangers = sausages mash = mashed potatoes kippers =
smoked herring chips = French fries crisps = potato chips tomato  sauce
= ketchup  measurements: 1 bag = 24 gallons 1 bucket = 4 gallons 1 butt
= 126  gallons 1 coomb = 32 gallons 1 firkin = 9 gallons 1 gill = 1
noggin 1  hogshead = 63 gallons 1 kilderkin = 18 gallons 1 last = 640
gallons 1  minim = 0.000104 pints 1 noggin = 5 fluid ounces 1 peek =
0.0625  coombs 1 quartern = 0.5 gallons 1 sack = 24 gallons = 1 bag 1
scruple  = 0.002857 pounds 1 seam = 8 bushels 1 stone = 224 ounces 1
strike =  2 bushels  Ain't the English system grand? And there are
those who want us to go  Metric. <bg>.  From Gemini's MASSIVE
MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini

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