INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

ingredients: bangers = sausages mash = mashed potatoes kippers = smoked
herring chips = French fries crisps = potato chips tomato sauce = ketchup
measurements: 1 bag = 24 gallons 1 bucket = 4 gallons 1 butt = 126 gallons
1 coomb = 32 gallons 1 firkin = 9 gallons 1 gill = 1 noggin 1 hogshead = 63
gallons 1 kilderkin = 18 gallons 1 last = 640 gallons 1 minim = 0.000104
pints 1 noggin = 5 fluid ounces 1 peek = 0.0625 coombs 1 quartern = 0.5
gallons 1 sack = 24 gallons = 1 bag 1 scruple = 0.002857 pounds 1 seam = 8
bushels 1 stone = 224 ounces 1 strike = 2 bushels
Ain't the English system grand? And there are those who want us to go
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From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini

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