If you want to raise a Pharisee, just follow these simple steps (sarcasm!). 1. Make the Christian home all about rule-keeping (do’s and don’t’s), but never explain to them why we should follow God’s Word. 2. Add your own rules to God’s Word and make them more important than God’s Word. 3. Strictly enforce the rules on your children, but give yourself a pass. 4. Show your children nothing about grace, forgiveness, mercy and love. 5. Preach at them until they are blue in the face (bore them with the Bible) and never listen to what they have to say about God’s Word. 6. Make Jesus a burden rather than a blessing – make God’s Word a bondage rather than a liberation. 7. Give them no opportunity to think spiritually for themselves. 8. Fail to guide them in a spiritual worldview – teaching them how to process life with the Bible. 9. Praise their externals regardless of their motives. 10. Teach them to obey only because they have to and not because they should also want to as God’s commands come from a loving and trustworthy Father. 11. Make your disciple punishment rather than correction. 12. Demand self-reformation, rather than pointing them to Christ-transformation by grace. 13. Teach them to obey you as God rather than to obey God by obeying you. 14. Use Scripture and church as punishment. 15. Never pray for them. 16. Correct them more than you encourage them. 17. Beat your kids into external conformity, often to simply make yourself look good and do nothing to shepherd their hearts.

Randy Smith

CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Seafood, Eggs, Grains		Main dish, Cyberealm, Fish	4	Servings

INGREDIENTS

4	x	Double Filets of Flounder
2	x	Eggs, separated
1	pn	Salt, Pepper, Dry Mustard
1	c	Peanut Oil
4	tb	Pickle Relish
1	tb	Parsley, chopped
1	tb	Lemon Juice
1	ds	Tobasco

INSTRUCTIONS

1) Place the egg yolks in a blender, food processor or deep bowl.
2) Blend in the salt, pepper and mustard. If blending by hand, use a small
whisk.
3) If using the machine, pour the oil through the funnel in a thin, steady
stream with the machine running. If mixing by hand, add oil a few drops
at a time, beating well in between each addition.
4) When half the oil has been added, the rest may be added in a thin
steady stream while beating constantly with a small whisk.
5) Mix in the relish, parsley, lemon juice and tobasco. Beat the egg
whites until stiff but not dry and fold into the mayonnaise created
through step 4.
6) Broil the fish about 2 inches from the heat source for about 6-10
minutes, depending on the thickness of the filets.
7) Spread the sauce over each filet and broil for 3-5 minutes longer, or
until the sauce puffs and browns lightly.
From the kitchen of Peggy and Bruce Travers, Cyberealm BBS Watertown,NY
315-786-1120
From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini

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