Capone Poppers

INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

Recipe by: Scott Sehlhorst Capone Poppers There are essentially 5
functional parts of the perfect popper. 1) The pepper 2) The filling 5 (no,
3 sir) 3) The initial batter 4) The breading 5) The final batter
This recipe is for 150-200 poppers (to be made in advance, silly)
The pepper Fresh jalapenos. I've made hab-poppers. I could only eat 2.
Those deep fried death bombs are only for the most seasoned of
leathermouths!  Take your big batch of fresh picked (not pickled, canned,
etc)jalapenos and wash them. The ideal popper is 100% edible, so that you
can pop the whole thing in your mouth, hence the name. A potato peeler with
a pointed end is the perfect tool for deseeding. The radius of the peeler
allows you to make a hole about 1 cm in diameter, which is optimized for
efficient seed removal, effective stuffing of popper, and minimal leakage
(more on that later). Stab the pepper adjacent to the stem, with the stem
on the concave side of your peeler, remove, turn pepper roughly 1 radian
and repeat.  Afte 3 or 4 stabs, you will have seperated the stem from the
rest of the pepper. Pull out, with slight twisting motion, and you will
remove most of the seeds. A little additional scraping may be required to
get out the innards Your popper is now a capone (castrated one, I think).
Put aside and repeat until done. If you do 200 peppers, it will take about
an hour, depending on how many times you scratch your eye. Add a half hour
for each incidenta mucous membrane contact. My fingers were starting to
'prune' from the jap juice when I finished. People who haven't burned their
fingers on oven doors and hot pans enough times to kill their nerves should
probably wear gloves.
The filling Cheese was a challenge. Cream cheese was a little bland.
Cheddar was just too oily when it broke down. Mozz & other white cheeses
were just missing something. Velveeta is only allowed in seven chile-head
dishes, and this isn't one of them. Cream cheese had the best consistency
when cooked, but cheddar/monteray jack blend has the best flavor. Mix equal
weights of crea cheese, finely shredded cheddar (sharp or v.sharp), and
finely shredded monteray jack. My batch used 8 ounces of each, which
conveniently was also one package of each. Mix these togethor in a bowl,
until additional mixing makes no change in consistency. You should have one
big icky glob that has a wonderful aroma. If, after stuffing 200 poppers
you have lost your appetite because of the cheese smell, don't worry, you
won't be eating them that day.
The batters Both of them have basically the same ingredients. The
differences are in consistency (and time of preperation). Don't use milk
for the batter.  It won't grab the pepper, because of the waxy consistency.
Beer works best of beer, water,& milk. Use generic fried vegetable batter
(I used the Chuck Wagon stuff), and an equal part of flour. Season with
garlic salt, black pepper, onion salt, and powdered cayenne for color (both
in the batter and in the unsuspecting faces of your guests). I used about 1
teaspoon of each to about 1/2 cup each of chuck wagon stuff and flour.
For the initial batter, you want it very thick, thicker than pancake batter
This is to hold the breading to the popper.  If you add too much beer at th
start, add flour to thicken.  I think it took about half a beer for this,
YMWV.
For the final batter, you want it very thin, it should take less than a
second for the batter to 'climb' the tines of a fork when removed and held
vertically over the batter.  This has an added bonus of making those little
crunchy things to eat with the poppers.  This was still less than a whole
beer, so don't get too carried away- make it thick ad add the beer in small
amts. Remember, don't make this until you're serving them!
The breading Just a plate with a pile of white cornmeal, dry.
The process After coring a sinkfull of peppers, stuff them all full of the
cheese.  Use your pinky to pack the cheese in good, leaving about a 1/4
inch divot on th end of the pepper (recessed cheese, in case I'm not being
clear).  Then line up your thick batter and corn meal, and an oven tray
lined with alumin foil. Dip the pepper in the batter, holding by the cheese
and tip ends. Allow as much of the excess batter as you can stand to drip
off.  Then plac the pepper in the corn meal. Pick up a handfull of meal and
bury the peppe Place your hand on top of the pile (cupped), and apply some
light pressure to help everything pack together. Pik up the pepper and
shake off the exce meal. Again, handle the pepper by the tips, it helps
minimize the bald spo Place the pepper on the tray, and repeat a million
(ok, 200, but it seems like a million) times. Place the pan in the freezer.
This is called flash freezing. After about half an hour (the time it takes
to fill the next tra remove the first tray, and place all of the poppers in
a big ziplock bag (o tupperware, or an iron box, whatever floats your
boat).  But the bag back i the freezer. Wait overnight or longer.
The serving of and eating of poppers Heat up grease in your fridaddy (or
cauldron).  Make the final (thin) batte Get some of your frozen poppers.
Some of the breading may have come off in spots, don't sweat it. Dip the
popper in the thin batter and put in the grease. Don't worry about excess
batter dripping in the grease, it makes good eats. Cook until golden brown.
Conveniently, this is also the point where the cheese is melted, yet the
pepper isn't overcooked.
Posted to bbq-digest V5 #473 by "Wyndell Ferguson" <CircleF@the-link.net>
on Aug 20, 1997

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