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Cat Poop Cookies
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CATEGORY
CUISINE
TAG
YIELD
Eggs, Grains
Chinese
Cookies
1
Servings
INGREDIENTS
1/2
c
Honey
2/3
c
Butter, margarine, or lard
1
Egg
1
ts
Vanilla extract OR- peppermint extract
2
c
Whole wheat flour
1/3
c
Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
1/4
c
Honey
1/4
c
Molasses
2/3
c
Butter or margarine, or lard
1
Egg
2 1/3
c
Whole wheat flour
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Spagetti or ramen noodles cooked – (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
"puffy pastel things"; * find at Chinese restaurants
INSTRUCTIONS
CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS
GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS
MIX-INS
*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing
pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till it
bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes
for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.
add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your
choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several
hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of
cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe
10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a
disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i
hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted
chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for
the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked
especially well at the halloween party where the table was already
decorated with plastic flies.
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