No Excuse Sunday: Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, “Sunday is my only day to sleep in.” We have steel helmets for those who say, “The roof would cave in if I ever came to church.” Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot. We have hearing aids for those who say, “The preacher speaks too softly,” and cotton balls for those who say, “He preaches too loudly.” Score cards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present. Some relatives will be in attendance for those who like to go visiting on Sundays. There will be TV dinners for those who can’t go to church and cook dinner also. One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to worship God in nature. Finally, the sanctuary will be decorated with Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who have never seen the church without them.

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CATEGORY	CUISINE	TAG	YIELD
Meats, Dairy		Poultry, Casseroles	5	Servings

INGREDIENTS

1/2	c	Margarine
4		Chicken breasts, cooked and boned
1	pk	Stuffing mix (6 oz.0
1	cn	Cream of Mushroom soup
1	cn	Cream of Chicken soup
2	c	Chicken broth
		Herb Seasoning as a stuffing mix.
		Lida Hendrickson mixes a can of evaporated milk with her
		soup and Stove Top stuffing mixed with chicken broth.

INSTRUCTIONS

Melt Margarine and combine with stuffing mix and mushroom soup that has
been diluted with 1 cup of the chicken broth. Cover mixture in bottom of
9X13 baking dish. Layer chicken. Pour chicken soup that has been diluted
with other cup of chicken broth over top. Bake at 350 for about 1 hr.
Modifications:  Becky Hurt Coleman uses 8 oz Pepperidge Farm corn bread or
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