0oc's Daily Chuckle 8/4/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Many of us have challenges with COVID. and various governmental
responses. I begun referring to it as the ’temporary now’. Remember,
God us bigger than this and loves and cares for us. Turn to Him.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Reason for Visit
2. 20 Rules of Wisdom
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Reason for Visit
Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.
Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out.
Next to "Reason for visit?" he wrote, "My wife made me.”
- From Clean Laffs
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The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for
good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
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20 Rules of Wisdom
1. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
2. Dear God, I have a problem, it's me.
3. Growing old is inevitable, growing UP is optional.
4. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.
5. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.
6. You do the math. Count your blessings.
7. Faith is the ability to not panic.
8. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging.
9. If you worry, don't pray. If you pray...don't worry.
10. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.
11. Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.
12. THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR HOME ARE THE PEOPLE!
13. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still; God wants us to be still
so He can untangle the knot.
14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry
15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life is moving too fast —
so enjoy your precious moments.
17. Nothing is real to you until you experience it, otherwise it's just hearsay.
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to f
lush when you are done.
19. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and
dreams you're seeking require courage and risk taking. Learn from the turtle,
it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.
20. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your
character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others
think you are.
• From Fran (via GCFL)
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Please pray for: Francis, Nikki, Izzy, Ann, Louise, Shane.
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