0oc's Daily Chuckle 8/7/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Names
2. Dress
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Names
George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his
newborn son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to
give to the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because
it's a currency.
Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I
called my first two sons Mark and Frank."
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The future is uncertain but this uncertainty is at the
very heart of human creativity.- Ilya Prigogine
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Dress
Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in
the Midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes
and etiquette.
One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually
dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.
Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little
casually today, aren't we?"
The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company...."
- From Laugh & Lift
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