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5/1/10 Change, Finding the Bright Side, Moms, Sandwich Art, Dreams, Go urmet Sauces, Antique Signs, Like Jesus

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INTERESTING SIGNS
Author unknown

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."



MAKING ANTIQUE SIGNS
by Lois Breneman

A few years ago I painted a few signs, trying to make them look like that had been around a very long time.  My sister-in-law, Linda Walker, gave me some tips.  First I found an old piece of wood in my husband's wood shop, with his permission, of course.  He sanded it for me and I painted the front and sides with black acrylic paint.  After letting it dry well, it was painted burgundy.  Next I used rough sandpaper to make it look antique, by allowing the black paint or even the raw wood to show through in places, especially along the edges.  After this step, if you'd like, splattering with paint would be fine too.  After the wooden sign looked as I wanted it to appear, I painted a saying on the board, using white acrylic paint.  A scripture verse or part of one would be very fitting, such as "Above all else, guard your heart."  For another sign, I painted the words, "Our Country Home" for our son and his wife who live in the country, next to cattle fields.  It's a fun project to try, because you don't need to make it appear new, but antique.

My niece, Kelly Fritz, Linda's daughter, even painted an amazing antiqued monopoly board as well as other game boards, which she has hanging in her adorable country home.  She and Linda have made antiqued checkerboards, which I think would  be fun to do, and more simple than most game boards.  You can purchase a stencil for a checkerboard, which simplifies the process.  Then using the antiquing method as described above or a similar one, you will have an antiqued checkerboard to use or hang in your home.  Some oil stain rubbed into the finished product can enhance the antiquing appearance even more.  Why not give this a try sometime, using a small piece of scrap lumber?  You might be pleasantly surprised at how well it turns out!


I WANT TO BE LIKE JESUS
by Thomas O. Chisholm
This is a wonderful hymn to learn and sing as you work around the home!

I have one deep supreme desire,
That I may be like Jesus.
To this I fervently aspire,
That I may be like Jesus.
I want my heart His throne to be,
So that a watching world may see
His likeness shining forth in me;
I want to be like Jesus.

Oh, perfect life of Christ my Lord,
I want to be like Jesus.
My recompense and my reward,
That I may be like Jesus.
His Spirit fill my hung'ring soul,
His power all my life control;
My deepest pray'r, my highest goal,
That I may be like Jesus.



THE TRIP HOME
Author unknown - Thanks to Barb Campbell in Mississippi for sending this!

A pastor had been on a long flight between church conferences.  The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on:  Fasten Your Seat Belts.
 
Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened."
 
As the pastor looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive.

Later, the voice on the intercom said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time.  The turbulence is still ahead of us."

And then the storm broke . . .
                                                
The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines.  Lightning lit up the darkening skies, and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean.  One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash.
 
The pastor confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him.  He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed. Some were praying.  The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm."
 
"Then, I suddenly saw a little girl.  Apparently the storm meant nothing to her.  She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat; she was reading a book and everything within her small world was calm and orderly.  Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world."
 
"When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm, when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening  severity, when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvelous child was completely composed and unafraid."  The minister could hardly believe his eyes.
 
It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark, our pastor lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time.  Having commented about the storm and the behavior of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid.
 
The child replied, "Cause my Daddy's the pilot, and he's taking me home."                                   
                                                          
There are many kinds of storms that buffet us.  Physical, mental, financial, domestic, and many other storms can easily and quickly darken our skies and throw our plane into apparently uncontrollable movement.  We have all known such times, and let us be honest and confess, it is much easier to be at rest when our feet are on the ground than when we are being tossed about a darkened sky.
 
Let us remember: Our Father is the Pilot.  He is in control and taking us home. Don't worry.


PRECIOUS GEMS


My daughter, Joy, gets recipes off Internet recipes sites all the time. The other day she caught her daughter, Ryan Elizabeth (2) at the computer, typing away on the keyboard.  Joy asked her what she was doing and Ryan said, "I hungry.  I getting food to eat!" ~ Lois


When I picked up Hallie (5) today from kindergarten, I asked, "What was your favorite thing that happened today, Hallie?" She smiled and said, "This moment."  Awww! ~ Cherith Moore in Texas

Here are a couple questions Ethan (5) asked me at lunch today.  "Mom, do all bears, including Build-A-Bears, hibranate in the winter?" and "How much does an ant weigh?"  This is just a sample of the variety of conversation that I experience in about a 2 minute span of time.  =) ~ Liz Smith in Washington

Sam (4): "Mom, If God is big, does He look like a skyscraper?" ~ Tiffany Bowles in Colorado  


Sam (4) made me feel good today- He said I look "long and skinny like a carrot" 🙂 ~ Tiffany Bowles in Colorado


I find myself using metaphors my mom used and my kids just don't get it. For instance, "Joshua, you are already in hot water." Joshua (9): "But mama, I don't see any water." Another time I say, "You are going to be up that creek if you don't....." Joshua: "What creek?" ~ Penny Yonts in Virginia


I got a good lecture from my middle son, Boom-Boom (5), today. He asked me if I can bake a MILK cupcake for him. I said, "I don't think I can do that, bud." His "very mature" words for me: "Mommy, you need to say, 'I'll try, Boom.' Then you make it and if it's not good, you don't have to make it again." Ha! ~ Darlene Weber in Thailand


Boom-Boom (5) said another one last week too: "Mommy, do you know what "compassion" means?  I know what compassion means.  It is when someone needs help you go help them."  By the way, when he talks, he replaces most of his "s" with very aspirated "t," so it's even cuter when you listen to him. ~ Darlene Weber in Thailand


My daughter, Joy, said that almost every time she sees a scratch or mark on her daughter, Ryan Elizabeth (2), and asks what happened, Ryan says, "Doggie did it!"  And that very well may be the truth.  Just this week Bailey (still a puppy, but a rather big one now) chewed on her mommy's new shoe and the TV remote!  Oh, no! ~ Lois


Most weekday mornings when my daughter, Joy, drops off my grandson, Justin (7) and the boy next door at the Christian school, Justin's sister, Ryan Elizabeth (2), cries and says, "I miss my Justin!"  Then when it's time to pick them up after school, she says to her mom, "It's time to get my boys!" ~ Lois



BABY ANNOUNCEMENT
Olivia Hope Pavelkova
was born today - on May 1, 2010!  She is the first child of Ondra and Lori Pavelkova living in the Czech Republic and the first granddaughter of William and Janet Turner in Virginia.



A FUN AND PRODUCTIVE SUMMER WITH YOUR FAMILY
If you're looking for lots of activities of things to do with your family, check out the "Start-Up Kit" you were sent as a new subscriber.   It includes lots of ideas.  Just because school lessons are over for the school year, doesn't mean the learning should come to a halt.  And remember that life is more than sports.  Use this summer for teaching your children how to save money, by using some of the money saving tips given in the preliminary newsletters.  Or do an Internet search to learn a new skill.  Prepare your children for life.  Other than teaching them how to have a close relationship with the Lord, teach them how to handle money, how to work, how to organize, and how to make things.  How about woodworking, auto mechanics, sewing, quilting, knitting or crocheting?  Sewing is one of my favorite things to do, and in recent years more young ladies are deciding to learn this and similar skills.  Enjoy your children this summer, and teach them skills they can use the rest of their lives.  Grandparents, invest time in your grandchildren as much as possible.  They grow up far too fast!
   


                                                                                       HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
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(¨`·.·´¨)                                                   God bless you and your family and keep you in His loving care!


 `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨)                                                       And remember, I love to hear from you dear ladies!


      `·.¸.·´                                                                           Your Heart to Heart friend,


                                                                                                                       Lois


                


 


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