A Cowboy and His Horse

#1 · February 8, 1999, 7:48 am

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

I had a near death experience yesterday afternoon that has
changed me forever. I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine
until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my
might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things couldn't possibly
get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrups...

When this happened I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to
bounce harder and harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart
Manager came out and unplugged it!