The Holy Spirit is the Author of the Book that informs us of the identity of the real, historical Jesus. Scripture works hard to set forth the real Christ. The creeds are merely attempts to preserve this biblical portrait and to protect it from distortions. When a person says, “All I need to know is Jesus – doctrine isn’t important,” we should immediately ask in reply, “Who is Jesus?” The moment a person begins to answer that question; the person is inescapably involved with doctrine.
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#1 · October 25, 1999, 1:47 pm

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

Q. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs.

Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A. Mice Krispies.

Q. What do whale's like to chew?
A. Blubber gum.

Q. How does a lion like his steak?
A. Medium roar.

Q. What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A. French flies.

Q. What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A. Mouse-tard.

Q. What is a little's dog's favorite drink?
A. Pupsi-cola.

Q. What is the first letter in yellow?
A. Y. Because I want to know.

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