A Voicemail Funny
Posted by: root <root@...>
We have all learned to live with voicemail as a necessary part of modern
life. But you may have wondered, What if God decided to install
voicemail?
Imagine praying and hearing this..."Thank you for calling My Father's
House. Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for requests.
Press 2 for thanksgiving.
Press 3 for complaints.
Press 4 for all other inquiries."
What if God used the familiar excuse..."All the angels are helping other
customers right now. Please stay on the line. Your call will be answered
in the order it was received."
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call on God in
prayer?
"If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1. For Michael, press 2.
For a directory of other angels, press 3. If you 'd like to hear King
David sing a Psalm while you're on hold, press 4. To find out if a loved
one has been assigned to heaven, enter his or her social security number.
For reservations at My Father's House, press the letters J-O-H-N and then
3-1-6. For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the
earth, and where Noah's ark is, please wait until you arrive here."
"Our computers show that you have already called once today. Please hang
up and try again tomorrow."
"This office is closed for the weekend. Please call again on Monday after
9:00 am."
Thank God, you can't call Him too often! "Then you will call and the Lord
will answer, you will cry for help, and He will say, 'Here am I.'"
(Isaiah 58:9 NIV)