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An Old Story...
#1 · February 2, 1999, 7:16 am
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
Adam was looking very sad, so God asked him what was wrong. Adam said he
didn't have anyone to talk to. God told Adam he would give him a
companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This person will cook for you and wash
your clothes, she will always agree with very decision you make. She will
bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night
to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first
to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a
headache and will freely give you love and compassion whenever you need
it."
didn't have anyone to talk to. God told Adam he would give him a
companion and it would be a woman. He said, "This person will cook for you and wash
your clothes, she will always agree with very decision you make. She will
bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night
to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first
to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a
headache and will freely give you love and compassion whenever you need
it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
"An arm and a leg." God replied.
Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"
The rest is history...