Quote from Forum Archives on June 11, 2007, 12:28 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Angels Explained by Children"

 

 

I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
Gregory, 5

 

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I
forget why, but scientists are working on it.
Olive, 9

 

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to
heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And
then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
Matthew, 9

 

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do
something else
Mitchell, 7

 

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for
science.
Henry, 8

 

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!
Jack, 6

 

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The
main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
Daniel, 9

 

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And
when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.
Reagan, 10

 

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a
tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under
your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.
Sara, 6

 

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very
good carpenter.
Jared, 8

 

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't
go for it.
Antonio, 9

 

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start
on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
Katelynn, 9

 

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and
pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the
child get over it.
Vicki, 8

 

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
shoot arrows at them.
Sarah, 7

 

 

"Wig Eye Wittness"

 

 

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk.. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.

 

The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?"

 

"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly."

 

"I think" explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."

 

 

"Murphy's Laws on Computers"

 

 

As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it.

 

Installing a new program will always mess up at least
one old one.

 

You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all.

 

The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct
proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been
backed up.

 

There are only two kinds of computer users: Those whose
hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks
haven't crashed - yet.

 

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. If you
fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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