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Are You A Preacher?
#1 · November 20, 2017, 11:27 pm
Posted by: al <al@...>
You might be a preacher if…
…you’ve ever received an anonymous “U-Haul” gift certificate.
…you’ve ever felt like an operator for directory assistance.
…it’s Sunday, but Monday’s coming.
…taking a nap on Sunday afternoon is a spiritual experience.
…instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in the spirit.”
…anyone’s ever thank you for curing their insomnia.
…you’ve ever been asked, “So, what do you do the rest of the week?”
…you’ve ever wanted to get the sound man a little “feedback of your own.
…your sermons always have a happy ending—Everyone is happy when it ends.
…you’ve ever received an anonymous “U-Haul” gift certificate.
…you’ve ever felt like an operator for directory assistance.
…it’s Sunday, but Monday’s coming.
…taking a nap on Sunday afternoon is a spiritual experience.
…instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in the spirit.”
…anyone’s ever thank you for curing their insomnia.
…you’ve ever been asked, “So, what do you do the rest of the week?”
…you’ve ever wanted to get the sound man a little “feedback of your own.
…your sermons always have a happy ending—Everyone is happy when it ends.
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