Big Game Hunting

#1 · October 13, 2000, 7:36 am

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Ole was hunting big game in Africa when he suddenly came screaming
through the jungle. "What's the matter?" asked the guide.

"A lion bit off my big toe." said Ole

"Which one?" asked the guide?

"How vould I know?" said Ole. "Dose lions all look da same to me."

EXTRA
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Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to
deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some
reporters in the audience.

Because he wanted to use some of the stories he told that night in his
speeches the next day, he asked the reporters to omit them from their
articles. One article that came out the next day, written by a cub
reporter, concluded with this line: "Reverend Smith also told a number of
stories that cannot be printed."