Big Golf Shots

#1 · February 24, 2000, 7:21 am

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

Big Golf Shots

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yards right down the middle.
When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler and the ball went sideways
into the woods. He was angry, but he went into the woods and hit a very
hard 2 iron which hit a tree and bounced back straight at him. It hit him
in the temple and killed him.

He was at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked at the big book and said,
"I see you were a golfer, is that correct?"

"Yes, I am," he replied.

St Peter then said, "Do you hit the ball a long way?"

The golfer replied, "I sure do, got here in 2, didn't I?"