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billboards

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

Some new billboards are getting a lot of attention
in Dallas. They are "GOD Speaks" billboards.
The billboards are a simple black background
with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization
is included.

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"Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game" - God

"C'mon over and bring the kids" - God

"What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?" - God

"We need to talk" - God

"Keep using my name in vain and I'll make rush hour
longer" - God

"Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage" - God

"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing....... I meant it" - God

"I love you and you and you and you and...." - God

"Will the road you're on get you to my place?" - God

"Follow Me" - God

"Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding" - God

"My way is the highway" - God

"Need directions?" - God

"You think it's hot here?" - God

"Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test" - God

"Do you have any idea where you're going?" - God

(And maybe the best-for-last)

"Don't make me come down there" - God