billboards
Quote from Forum Archives on October 5, 1999, 8:17 amPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Some new billboards are getting a lot of attention
in Dallas. They are "GOD Speaks" billboards.
The billboards are a simple black background
with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization
is included.==============================
"Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game" - God
"C'mon over and bring the kids" - God
"What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?" - God
"We need to talk" - God
"Keep using my name in vain and I'll make rush hour
longer" - God"Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage" - God
"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing....... I meant it" - God
"I love you and you and you and you and...." - God
"Will the road you're on get you to my place?" - God
"Follow Me" - God
"Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding" - God
"My way is the highway" - God
"Need directions?" - God
"You think it's hot here?" - God
"Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test" - God
"Do you have any idea where you're going?" - God
(And maybe the best-for-last)
"Don't make me come down there" - God
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
in Dallas. They are "GOD Speaks" billboards.
The billboards are a simple black background
with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization
is included.
==============================
"Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game" - God
"C'mon over and bring the kids" - God
"What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?" - God
"We need to talk" - God
"Keep using my name in vain and I'll make rush hour
longer" - God
"Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage" - God
"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing....... I meant it" - God
"I love you and you and you and you and...." - God
"Will the road you're on get you to my place?" - God
"Follow Me" - God
"Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding" - God
"My way is the highway" - God
"Need directions?" - God
"You think it's hot here?" - God
"Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test" - God
"Do you have any idea where you're going?" - God
(And maybe the best-for-last)
"Don't make me come down there" - God