If the aim of the church is to grow, the way to do it is to make people feel good. And when people discover that there are other ways to feel good, they leave the church they no longer need. The relevant church is sowing the seeds of its own irrelevance, and losing its identity to boot. The big question today has become how to get the baby boomers back, what techniques and methods will do the trick. Polls are taken on what baby boomers want and churches are competing to make sure they get it.
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Blessed with Three-In-One Oil

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#1 · August 16, 2000, 2:40 pm

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

Blessed with Three-In-One Oil

A faithful couple got the bad news from their doctor. They couldn't have
any children.

On the way home from the Doctor they were led to drop by to see their
pastor to ask for prayer.

The pastor ran an auto repair shop on the side (not a typical pastor), so
they dropped by the shop.

After they explained the situation, the pastor was led to pray for them on
the spot. He looked around, grabbed a can of three-in-one oil and quickly
blessed it to anoint them.

Sure enough, about 9 months later they had triplets.

The couple once again showed up at the pastor's study and as soon as the
woman saw the pastor she ran up to him, threw her arms around him and gave
him the biggest hug.

"What was that all about"? He asked.

She replied "I'm just glad you used three-in-one oil and not WD-40."

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