Can I bring my dog?

#1 · November 10, 1999, 2:50 pm

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on
his vacation.

He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed
and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room
with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating
this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels,
bedclothes, silverware, or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog
in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had
a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."