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#1 · November 22, 1999, 11:49 am

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test.

He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to
catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout
the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn
the forest, killing everything in it, including the
rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit
had it coming.

The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with
a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay!
Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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