Choir
Posted by: root <root@...>
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A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing.
Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he
continued to come to the choir. The choir director became desperate and
went to the pastor.
"You've got to get that man out of the choir," he said.
"If you don't, I'm going to resign. The choir members are going to quit
too. Please do something."
So the pastor went to the man and suggested,
"Perhaps you should leave the choir."
"Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked.
"Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing."
That's nothing," the man snorted. "Fifty people have told me that you
can't preach!"
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Take only one
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Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note:
"Take only one, God is watching."
Moving through the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of
chocolate chip cookies.
A boy wrote a note: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."