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Christian Dog

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

A Christian couple felt it important to own a Christian pet. So, they went shopping.

At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked
quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using
his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went
home.

That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new
dog and his major skills, they called in the dog and showed off a little.

The friends were impressed and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the
usual dog tricks as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought
about "normal" tricks.

Well, they said. "Let's try this out." Once more they called the dog and they
clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed
his eyes in concentration and bowed his head.