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[ChurchBass] [HUMOR] ...just remember I'm only the messenger....

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#1 · October 23, 2003, 12:39 am

Posted by: tfegan <tfegan@...>

Greetings,

In my pursuit of trying not to take life too seriously:

A guy shows his friend his pet salamander and his friend says:

"Hmmm... interesting, whaddaya call it?"

"Tiny," says the pet owner.

"Why's that?" asks his friend.

"Because he's my newt."

HA! (sorry 😉

You might have to have someone read it to you in order to hear the punch
line. FWIW, if I ever got a dog, I'd have to name it "Peeve," just so I
could really have a pet peeve. I wonder if anyone has ever named their pet
Llama "Dali."

...okay, so it's been a long day. Think I'll take cover behind my bass amp
before the tomatos become airborne.

In Christ,
Tim "wishingihadan8x10cabfortimeslikethis" Fegan <
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"I have never met a person I could despair of,
or lose all hope for, after discerning what lies
in me apart from the grace of God." --Oswald Chambers

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