Clinton Drowning
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
bridge into the cold water below.
Three 10 year old boys were playing along the river and saw him fall in so they
all jumped in and saved him and dragged him to shore. He was so thankful that
he told each of them, "Boys, you just saved the President of the United States
and each of you deserves a reward."
The first boy says, "I want to go to Disneyland!" "I'll take you there
myself!!!" exclaims Bill.
The second boy says, "I want a brand new pair of autographed Nike Air Jordan's."
"I'll buy them for you myself," says Bill.
"And I want a motorized wheelchair with a stereo built into it with custom
speakers" the third boy says.
The president looks at the boy and says, "But son you don't look like you are
handicapped to me."
The boy says, "I'm going to be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!!"