Contributions
Quote from Forum Archives on October 21, 1999, 7:07 amPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
[Editor: An oldie, but worth getting into the archives (-: ]Contributions
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was
taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken
that they each make a contribution."Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me,
it's a total commitment."
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Contributions
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was
taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken
that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me,
it's a total commitment."