Daddy, What Is Sex?

#1 · March 12, 1999, 12:13 pm

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

[Editor's note: this IS clean humor...]

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She
asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but
decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old
enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he
finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth
hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"

The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be
ready in just a couple of secs."