Denouncing Terror
Posted by: avhughes <avhughes@...>
The Palestinians often complain that only their side is ever required
to denounce terror. Predictably, after a terrorist attack, Palestinian
spokespeople declare that they "deplore the murder of civilians on both
sides."
Perhaps the Palestinians have a point, and so to set the record
straight, we do hereby denounce the following in the name of the Jewish People:
1. All Jewish suicide bombers who have ever acted against Arabs.
2. All Arab buses blown up by Jews.
3. All Arab pizza parlors, malls, discotheques and restaurants
destroyed by Jewish terrorists.
4. All airplanes hijacked by Jews since 1903.
5. All Ramadan feasts targeted by Jewish bombs.
6. All Arabs lynched in Israeli cities; all Arab Olympic athletes
murdered by Jews; all Arab embassies bombed by Jews.
7. All mosques, cemeteries and religious schools fire bombed or
desecrated by Jews in North Africa, France, Belgium, Germany, England or any other
country.
8. The destruction of American military, governmental and civilian
institutions in Kenya, Lebanon , Pakistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia and Yemen
- along with the murder of U.S. Marines and diplomatic personnel.
9. All Jewish school books which claim that Arabs poison wells, use
Christian blood to bake pita, control world finance, and murdered Jesus;
or that Arab elders meet secretly to plot a world takeover.
10. And we are particularly ashamed at the way our fellow Jews attacked
the World Trade Center, Pentagon and civilian aircraft on September 11, and
danced in the streets to celebrate the act.
written by Simcha Brauser