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#1 · January 25, 1999, 10:45 am

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

This guy goes into his dentist's office, because something is wrong
with his mouth.

After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That
plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely
corroded! What on earth have you been eating?" "Well... the only thing I
can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months
ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it... and
doctor, I'm talkin' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and
ever since then I've been putting it on everything... meat, fish, toast,
vegetables... you name it!"

"That's probabably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is made
with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as
thought I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this
time."

"Why chrome?" the man asked.

"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the
Hollandaise!"

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