Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/10/20
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We’re having a windy, rainy day. It feels more like March.
I need to remember this is OH and atypical weather is
more like the norm.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Rocks
2. Parachute
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Rocks
"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do."
"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."
"When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."
"What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours."
- From Laugh & Lift
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Discomfort, the unknown and failure are the required mountains of any
successful person. - Rhonda Nails
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Parachute
During World War II Richard Wynn, on flight duty with the 8th Air Force Division in
Europe was shot down and captured by the Germans. After a year as prisoner of
war, he escaped and made his way back to his bomber group in England. One of
his first acts there was to hunt up the corporal on duty in the parachute building.
"Corporal," he said, "a year ago I had occasion to use one of the parachutes that
your men had packed and I want you to know how delighted I was to find it in
perfect working order. I give you my deepest compliments and appreciation."
"You know, Lieutenant, funny thing," the corporal replied. "In this work we never
get any complaints."
- From Clean Laffs
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
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We’re having a windy, rainy day. It feels more like March.
I need to remember this is OH and atypical weather is
more like the norm.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Rocks
2. Parachute
———————————————
Rocks
"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do."
"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."
"When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."
"What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours."
- From Laugh & Lift
———————————————
Discomfort, the unknown and failure are the required mountains of any
successful person. - Rhonda Nails
———————————————
Parachute
During World War II Richard Wynn, on flight duty with the 8th Air Force Division in
Europe was shot down and captured by the Germans. After a year as prisoner of
war, he escaped and made his way back to his bomber group in England. One of
his first acts there was to hunt up the corporal on duty in the parachute building.
"Corporal," he said, "a year ago I had occasion to use one of the parachutes that
your men had packed and I want you to know how delighted I was to find it in
perfect working order. I give you my deepest compliments and appreciation."
"You know, Lieutenant, funny thing," the corporal replied. "In this work we never
get any complaints."
- From Clean Laffs
————
Please pray for: Joan, Sally, Frank, David, Gary, Aurelia, Julie, Jeff.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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