Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/13/20
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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A book by Dr. Jeffrey Rediger titled ‘Cured’ is being released February 4.
I’m one of the patients discussed in the book. (Hint: chapter 7)
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Niagara Falls
2. Broken Dishes
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Niagara Falls
A New Yorker noticed a guy in a cowboy hat and boots standing and staring
at Niagara Falls. Figuring he must be a Texan he walks up beside him and
says, "I bet you don't have anything like that in Texas do ya?"
The Texan replied, "No sir, we don't. But, we have a plumber in Waxahachie
that can fix it!”
- From GCFL
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I have chosen to be happy because it’s good for my health.
- Voltaire
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Broken Dishes
While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash.
A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes.
Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand
where I was cut from the shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to
the hotel doctor.
"What happened?" he asked.
I said, "I was attacked by a flying saucer.”
- From Clean Laffs
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
A book by Dr. Jeffrey Rediger titled ‘Cured’ is being released February 4.
I’m one of the patients discussed in the book. (Hint: chapter 7)
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Niagara Falls
2. Broken Dishes
———————————————
Niagara Falls
A New Yorker noticed a guy in a cowboy hat and boots standing and staring
at Niagara Falls. Figuring he must be a Texan he walks up beside him and
says, "I bet you don't have anything like that in Texas do ya?"
The Texan replied, "No sir, we don't. But, we have a plumber in Waxahachie
that can fix it!”
- From GCFL
———————————————
I have chosen to be happy because it’s good for my health.
- Voltaire
———————————————
Broken Dishes
While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash.
A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes.
Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand
where I was cut from the shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to
the hotel doctor.
"What happened?" he asked.
I said, "I was attacked by a flying saucer.”
- From Clean Laffs
————
Please pray for: Isaam, Kathy, Patricia, SallyAnne, Gyllian, Jeffrey, Taryn, Joe.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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