Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/2/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Welcome to a New Year. It's an oppurtunity to write
new chapter. Make it one you'll be happy to have
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Guarding Sheep
2. New Year's Eve
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Guarding Sheep
Our pastor was talking to the kids about the shepherd
guarding his sheep. He asked the kids what animals
would be a danger to the sheep.
Several said lions, wolves, bears--my 5 yr old grandson
piped up with ALLIGATORS!
The pastor had to stop for a second or two before he
could continued.
The congregation was laughing so hard that no one could
have heard anyway!!
- by Marlene Dark (via John H., a DDC reader)
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A new year, a new day, a new moment. They are all good
chances to begin again. - Bob Perks
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New Year's Eve
*A New Year's resolution is something that goes in
one year and out the other.
*My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with
people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
*I have only one resolution: to rediscover the difference
between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want
all I have. Happy New Year!
*This New Year's I resolve to be less awesome since that
is really the only thing I do in excess.
*I'll remember 2014 like it was yesterday.
*I wanna kiss you on Dec.31st from 11:59pm to 12:0 am,
so I can have an amazing ending to 2014 and a beautiful
beginning into 2015.
*Every year I make a resolution to change myself -- this
year I'm making a resolution to be myself!
*My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's
Resolutions -- that way I succeed at something!
- edited from GCFL
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Please pray for: Alberta, Miles, Stan, Jay, Kay, Amanda, Emily.
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