Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/2/20
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The New Year will pass quickly. I’ve decided to approach each
day as a wonderful gift from God and live it to the fullest.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Turbulence
2. Rose Bowl Football Game
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Turbulence
The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:
"I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into
some very severe turbulence.
As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed, and even
the flight attendants began to look concerned. Finally, one of them noticed
that I had 'Rev.' in front of my name on the passenger list, came over to me,
and said, 'Sir, this is really frightening. Do you suppose you could, I don’t
know...do something religious?'"
"So I took up a collection.”
- From Clean Laffs
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Never be ashamed of your past. It’s all part of what made you the amazing
person you are today. – Yehuda Berg
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Rose Bowl Football Game
Two elderly sisters donated $5 to a charity and, to their surprise, won tickets
and a flight to the Rose Bowl football game in Pasadena on New Year's Day.
Since they had never seen a live football game before, Madge thought the
free tickets would provide an excellent opportunity for doing so.
"I think so, too," said Mabel. "Let's go!"
They soon found themselves high in a noisy stadium overlooking a large, grassy
expanse. They watched the kickoff and the seemingly endless back-and-forth
struggles that comprised the first half.
They enjoyed the band music and cheerleader performance that followed. Then
came the second half. When the teams lined up for the second-half kickoff, Madge
nudged her sister.
"I guess we can go home now, Mabel," she said. "This is where we came in."
- From Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Linda. Laura, Veronica, Bruce, Jennifer, Caroline, Sidney.
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