Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/20/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Glasses for Work
2. Toupee
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Glasses for Work
I came home from work last night exhausted. I said to my wife,
"I need my glasses checked. I'm so nearsighted I nearly worked
myself to death."
Perplexed, the wife asked, "What's being nearsighted got to do
with working yourself to death?"
"I couldn't tell whether the boss was watching me or not, so I had
to work the whole time!”
- From A Joke a Day
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Success is sometimes the outcome of a whole string of failures.
- Vincent van Gogh
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Toupee
Lionel is getting quite bald and his elder daughter's wedding is
coming up. All his friends and family would be there, and, well,
even men can be vain. He gets fitted with an expensive toupee.
On the wedding day, everything went well. Nevertheless, Lionel
thought that everyone must have seen his toupee.
Next day, his youngest daughter sees his worried look and says,
"What's the matter, Daddy? Why are you so sad?”
"I'm not really sad, darling," he replies, "it's just that I'm sure
everyone yesterday saw that I was wearing a wig.”
"No they didn't, Daddy," she says, "No one I told knew."
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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