Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/21/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I glad to be home and out of the snow. Driving was
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Today's Chuckles
1. Warrenty
2. Picking a Team
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Warrenty
A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new
car.
"I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car," he said.
"That’s right, sir," the salesman answered. "During the
warranty period we will replace anything that breaks."
"Fine, I need a new garage door."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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There are no secrets to success. It is the result of
preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell
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Picking a Team
A football coach was asked how he picked a team from
a bunch of raw recruits.
"I hate to give away my secrets," he replied, "but
I'll tell you. I take them out into the woods. Then,
at a given signal, I start them running. Those that
run around the trees are chosen as guards. Those that
run into the trees are chosen as tackles."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Renee, Roert, Leslie, Franklin, Margie, Ashley, Chris.
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