Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/23/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The weekend is here. On Saturday, I'll be getting
together with Avisae friends, who'll be meeting in
Cleveland. Then on Sunday, I'll be assisting at
Church.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Cars vs. Computers
2. Going Home
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Cars vs. Computers
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know
how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers
-- but imagine if they did...
HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"
CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know!?"
HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle,
and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?"
CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?"
HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and
purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay
the vendor to install it for you."
CUSTOMER: "What!?" I paid $12,000. for this car! Now you tell me
that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes
with everything built in!"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing
can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller
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Going Home
The temperature had taken an overnight plunge, and Minnesota
reaffirmed its status as one of the coldest states in the nation.
Despite a wind chill of minus 40 degrees, however, the steelworkers
that had been erecting a new television tower showed up for work.
About an hour into the day, one tall Texan climbed down from the
tower, walked into the trailer's makeshift office, took his lunch
pail down from the shelf and headed toward the door.
"You goin' home sick?" asked the foreman, after watching this.
"Nope," replied the Texan, "just headed home to get a warmer
jacket."
"Oh," replied the foreman, but persisted, "where's home?"
"Dallas."
- from Pastor Tim's Pearly Gates
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
The weekend is here. On Saturday, I'll be getting
together with Avisae friends, who'll be meeting in
Cleveland. Then on Sunday, I'll be assisting at
Church.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Cars vs. Computers
2. Going Home
------------------------------
Cars vs. Computers
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know
how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers
-- but imagine if they did...
HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"
CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know!?"
HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle,
and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?"
CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?"
HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and
purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay
the vendor to install it for you."
CUSTOMER: "What!?" I paid $12,000. for this car! Now you tell me
that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes
with everything built in!"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
------------------------------
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing
can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller
------------------------------
Going Home
The temperature had taken an overnight plunge, and Minnesota
reaffirmed its status as one of the coldest states in the nation.
Despite a wind chill of minus 40 degrees, however, the steelworkers
that had been erecting a new television tower showed up for work.
About an hour into the day, one tall Texan climbed down from the
tower, walked into the trailer's makeshift office, took his lunch
pail down from the shelf and headed toward the door.
"You goin' home sick?" asked the foreman, after watching this.
"Nope," replied the Texan, "just headed home to get a warmer
jacket."
"Oh," replied the foreman, but persisted, "where's home?"
"Dallas."
- from Pastor Tim's Pearly Gates
--------
Please pray for: Bob, Sheree, Dominic, Donna, Marnell, Dick, Mildred.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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