Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/26/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Oops!
2. Tennis
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Oops!
Joe figured out a way to remember his wife's birthday
and their wedding anniversary. He opened an account
with a florist and told him to send flowers to his wife
on those dates, along with a note signed. "Your loving
husband."
His wife was thrilled by the attention, and all was
great until one anniversary. Joe came home, saw the
bouquet, kissed his wife, and said, "Nice flowers.
Where'd you get them?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Failure doesn't mean you are a failure it just means you
haven't succeeded yet. - Robert H. Schuller
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Tennis
A manager has to take on some sport, at the
advice of his doctor so he decides to play
tennis.
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks
him how he's doing.
"It's going fine", the manager says, "When
I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding
towards me my brain immediately says: To the
corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!".
"Really? What happens then?", the girl asks
enthusiastic.
"Then my body says: Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!".
- from Laugh & Lift
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