Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/27/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Bad Sign
2. Listen
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Bad Sign
A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who
signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost
a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he
couldn't come up with the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father to her office. “Your
boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she
complained.
"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you
signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"
- From Pastor Tim (via GCFL)
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Don't count the things you do, do the things that count. - Zig Ziglar
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Listen
The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each
employee can have some privacy. One day a co-worker had an
exasperating phone conversation with one of her teenage sons.
After hanging up, she heaved a sigh and said, "No one ever listens
to me.”
Immediately, several voices from surrounding cubicles called out,
"Yes, we do.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
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Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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I’m excited about a new program that the natural health company I’m
involved with has started that allows customers to earn free products!
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Bad Sign
2. Listen
———————————————
Bad Sign
A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who
signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost
a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he
couldn't come up with the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father to her office. “Your
boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she
complained.
"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you
signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"
- From Pastor Tim (via GCFL)
———————————————
Don't count the things you do, do the things that count. - Zig Ziglar
———————————————
Listen
The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each
employee can have some privacy. One day a co-worker had an
exasperating phone conversation with one of her teenage sons.
After hanging up, she heaved a sigh and said, "No one ever listens
to me.”
Immediately, several voices from surrounding cubicles called out,
"Yes, we do.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
————
Please pray for: Dan, April, Hugh, Brian, Deirdre, Kathy, Steve, Heather.
=================
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