Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/28/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Economy Motel
2. You Know You Have A Bad Computer When:
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Economy Motel
One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up
call.
The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not
ring until 6:30.
"Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your
wake-up call."
Annoyed, I let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed to
call me at 6:00 AM!" I complained. "What if I had a million-dollar
deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on
it?"
"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a
million-dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be staying
in this motel!"
- from Cybersalt Digest
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the url. www.spiritisup.com/believe.html
He also now sends out gospel music 5 days a week plus
takes requests. Just send an email to the e-mail address
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It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve
a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness.
- Whitney Capps
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You Know You Have A Bad Computer When:
10. Lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.
9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes
8. You have to pedal it
7. The manual contains one sentence: "good luck!"
6. Only chip inside is a Dorito
5. When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling
4. You catch a virus from it
3. Screen frequently freezes and message comes up: "Ain' it break time, Chester?"
2. While running, it emits deafening calliope music
1. It cyber-snickers at you
- from Laugh & Lift
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Economy Motel
2. You Know You Have A Bad Computer When:
------------------------------
Economy Motel
One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up
call.
The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not
ring until 6:30.
"Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your
wake-up call."
Annoyed, I let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed to
call me at 6:00 AM!" I complained. "What if I had a million-dollar
deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on
it?"
"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a
million-dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be staying
in this motel!"
- from Cybersalt Digest
------------------------------
Archie, who has become my right hand man,regularly sends an
uplifting e-mail. You would just need to click or cut-and-paste
the url. http://www.spiritisup.com/believe.html
He also now sends out gospel music 5 days a week plus
takes requests. Just send an email to the e-mail address
below with which you would like to have in the subject
line. To Subscribe just send an email with subscribe in
the subject line to [email protected]
------------------------------
It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve
a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness.
- Whitney Capps
------------------------------
You Know You Have A Bad Computer When:
10. Lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.
9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes
8. You have to pedal it
7. The manual contains one sentence: "good luck!"
6. Only chip inside is a Dorito
5. When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling
4. You catch a virus from it
3. Screen frequently freezes and message comes up: "Ain' it break time, Chester?"
2. While running, it emits deafening calliope music
1. It cyber-snickers at you
- from Laugh & Lift
--------
Please pray for: Betty, Wendy, Brenda, Randy, Jane, Jerry, Robert, Susan.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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If you need to change your address, send the old address to the leave
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