Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/29/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The polar air is coming on Wednesday. I'm planning to
'hunker down'. Sure doesn't seem like 'global warming'.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Talking Horse
2. Relaxing Location
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Talking Horse
A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a
horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!"
The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where
the horse is standing and asks, "Are you talking to me???"
The horse replies, "Sure am! Listen, I've got a problem.
I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago, but then this
farmer bought me, and now all I do is pull a plow. I'm
sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer
him $5,000 to buy me? I'll make you some real money,
'cause I can still run.
" Dollar signs go off in the jogger's head. So he runs up
to the farmhouse, where he finds the old farmer sitting
on the porch.
The jogger says, "Say, old man, I'll give you $5,000 for
that old, broken-down nag you've got out in the field.
" Says the farmer, "Son, I know what you are thinking, but
you can't believe everything you hear. He's never even
been to Kentucky."
- From Crosswalk
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Determination is the key to staying strong and fit.
- James Harden
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Relaxing Location
While my parents were making their funeral arrangements,
the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought
they would like. “You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan
pond,” he assured them.
Dad wasn’t sold: “Unless you’re including a periscope with
my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy it.”
- From Carol Beach (via Reader's Digest)
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