Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/29/20
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
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Saw the surgeon today. He is pleased with how the
breast healed. Unless an issue comes up, it's annual
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Lead By Example
2. Banana Bread
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Lead By Example
I've seen plenty of batting slumps," the manager told one of his coaches.
"But I've never had a whole lineup in a slump before."
The team had lost 19 of its last 20 games, scoring only eight runs during
that whole stretch. The best they'd done was four hits in a game.
"We have to try something different," the manager said to his batting coach.
"What do you have in mind?" the batting coach asked warily.
"I'm going into the batting cage myself," the manager said.
The coach tried to talk him out of it. But the manager was desperate, willing
to try anything.
With the whole team watching, the coach swung at the first pitch and missed.
He missed the second pitch. Ditto the third, fourth, and fifth. On the sixth pitch,
he just nicked the ball, which dribbled back to the pitcher's mound.
The manager slammed his bat to the ground, turned around, and stared at his
players. "That's how you guys look at the plate!" he yelled. "Now get up there
and HIT the ball!”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Life's most persistent and urgent question is, ‘What are
you doing for others?’ - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Banana Bread
The banana loaf I was making was in the oven when my 16-year-old came
into the kitchen where the family had gathered.
"That bread smells about done don't you think, Mom?" he asked.
I told him I had set the timer and it still had five minutes.
A little later he repeated his suggestion. "Mom, I really think that loaf is done.
Maybe you should check it."
Always quick to come to my defense, my 13-year-old son said, "Eddie, Mom’s
been burning that banana bread for 20 years now. I think she knows when to
take it out."
- From Clean Laffs
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