Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/3/20
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I came home today to yuck. The drain in the kitchen sink was spewing
black water up from who-knows-where. Before maintenance could get
here, the yuck was overflowing onto the floor. Two men & over an hour
later, the challenge is resolved. Unknown how much leaked through to
the apartment below me.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Move the Car
2. Part of the Job
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Move the Car
A dad grew increasingly displeased as his teenage daughter and her
boyfriend studied in her room late one evening. Finally losing his patience,
he knocked sharply on her door. Her boyfriend immediately opened it and
asked if something was wrong.
"I have to ask you to move your car," the father exclaimed.
"Oh, sure. Is it in someone's way?"
"No," the dad replied, "it's at the wrong address."
- From aJokeADay.com
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The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and
falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.
- Michelangelo
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Part of the Job
A police officer stopped a Pastor for speeding.
The Pastor seeing trouble, yelled back: “I am a Pastor going to Church,
not a thief.”
The officer replied, “Please, leave that Pastor thing out. Anyway, if you are
indeed a Pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car. Bring it.”
The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible to prove his honesty and to be freed.
“Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me”, Said the police man.
Incredulously, The Pastor opened the recommended text and it reads: “Settle
matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you
are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge
may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you
the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny”
The perplexed man of God, upon interpretation, “QUIETLY” made an “offering”
of a "few dollars" to his newly found “Preacher. ”
The Officer collected his bribe and said to the Pastor, “End of the matter. Go
quickly in peace and never argue that policemen collect bribes. We only settle
matters quickly and peacefully with all offenders instead of taking them to court
to be thrown into prison. It's Biblically part of our job.”
- From pg verges
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Please pray for: Dianne, Lee, Carolyn, Payton, Gay, Patricia, Jo, Stanley.
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