Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/30/19
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I had a case of ‘wimping out’ today. Instead of walking ~ 1/4 mile
for aqua therapy and back, I went to a stretching class in my
building. Wind chills of -28 degrees greatly influenced my decision.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sofa
2. The Talk
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Sofa
Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb for trash
collection. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for
a look. But when they saw how enormous it was, they'd leave.
Eventually a compact car pulled up, and two men got out.
"This I've got to see," I thought.
They removed the cushions, turned the sofa upside down, and shook it
hard. Then they picked up all the coins that tumbled out and drove off.
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Be the change that you wish to see in the world. - Gandhi
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The Talk
A father decided it was time to have "the talk" with his ten-year-old son.
Sitting the boy down, he thought it best to first find out what his son might
already know. So he asked his son if he knew about "the birds and the bees”.
"I don't want to know," his son replied, bursting into tears. "Promise you won’t
tell me. Please!”
Confused by this reaction, the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Oh dad," the boy replied, in between sobs, "when I was six, I got the ‘there's
no Santa' speech. At seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. When
I was eight, you hit me with 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you are going to
tell me now there's no such things as birds and bees I don't know what I will do!”
- From Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Curt, Priscilla, Shirley, Ashley, Patricia.
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