Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/31/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It was sunny and the temperature was above 0 today.
As I had to go to work anyhow, I took advantage of
being out and ran several errands.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Checking Account
2. Vanishing Pastry
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Checking Account
Jim's beautiful wife was having trouble mastering
the fine points of balancing the checking account.
"The bank returned the check you wrote to the
department store," he said.
"Good," she replied. "Now I can use it to buy
something else."
- Modified from GCFL
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Better to do something imperfectly than to
do nothing flawlessly. - Robert Schuller
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Vanishing Pastry
On a visit to New York, an Englishman and a Scotsman go
to a pastry shop. The Englishman whisks three cookies
into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't
notice.
The Englishman says to the Scotsman, "You see how clever
we are? You'll never beat that!"
The Scotsman says to the Englishman, "Watch this, a
Scotsman is always more clever than an Englishman."
He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I can show
you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cookie which the Scotsman
promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, "Give me
another cookie for mymagic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to
him. He eats this one too. Then he says again, "Give
me one more cookie."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one
anyway. The Scotsman eats this one too. Now the
baker is really mad, and he yells, "And where is
your famous magic trick?"
The Scotsman says, "Look in the Englishman's pocket!"
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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