Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/31/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Happy lastl day of January. If you made New Year resolutions,
reevaluate if they’re still pertinent.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Experiment
2. Obituary
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Experiment
One man was making experiment with a frog. He cut off a
leg and asked the frog to jump. It jumped. He wrote on the
observation paper –
A frog could jump even after cut off one leg.
He cut off the second leg and asked the frog to jump. It
jumped. He wrote on the observation paper –
A frog could jump even after cut off two legs.
He cut off the third leg and asked the frog to jump. It jumped.
He wrote on the observation paper –
A frog could jump even after cut off the third leg.
He cut off the fourth leg and asked the frog to jump. It did not
jump. He wrote on the paper
– When I cut off the fourth leg, it became deaf.
- From pg vargis
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If you could only sense how important you are to the lives
of those you meet; how important you can be to the people
you may never even dream of. - Mr. Rogers
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Obituary
A lady sent in a long obituary. The paper called and told her
the cost was so much per word.
"Oh, my" she said, "Just change that to 'George died.’"
The paper then told her that there was a five word minimum.
"Well," she said, "make that 'George died, Buick for sale.'"
- From H.Jack W. (via GCFL)
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