Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/5/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Winter is definately here! Snow and cold forecasted for
the rest of the week. We had a high of 55 degrees today.
Tomorrow the high will only be 17 degrees. Temperatures
are listed in fahrenheit.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sunday School
2. Live Long and Prosper
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Sunday School
"I want to go to Sunday school," my seven-year-old
son announced one day when he returned from school.
Pleased, I told him I’d find one for him.
Later he said: "Oh, boy, I can’t wait to go to
Sunday school. One day sounds so much better than
five."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The best thing about the future is that it comes one day
at a time. - Abraham Lincoln
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Live Long and Prosper
While none of us knows what will happen in this new year,
here's some rules that if you follow, you'll help ensure
you'll make it through in one piece:
- Don't throw a brick straight up.
- Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them.
- Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Don't
make any more.
- Don't microwave yourself too often.
- Don't stick body parts into electrical outlets.
- If you're on a ball field and someone shouts "Heads up!"
don't actually raise your head up. Cover it with your
arms and duck.
- No matter how tempting it is to be one with nature, stay
on the outside of all fences at the zoo.
- When sticking thumb tacks into bulletin boards, press on
the flat end.
- Don't take long naps while driving.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Sue, Marian, Aiden, Joe, Eileen, Maureen, Gerard.
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