Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/7/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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The cold weather is contributing to arthritis flairs in many
people (including me). I may be moving slower but just as the
'energizer bunny', I keep going.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Meeting the Deadline
2. War
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Meeting the Deadline
My engineer husband is meticulous but mild-mannered. While our
new house was being built, he would leave notes for the workmen,
politely calling their attention to mistakes or oversights.
Two weeks before we were to move in, the floors still were not
finished, the bathrooms not tiled, nor were necessary fixtures
installed. I was sure that the work would never be completed in
time. However, on moving day, we found that the house was ready
to receive us.
Curious as to how this miracle had been accomplished, I went and
checked where my husband always left his notes for the workmen.
Posted prominently on the living room wall was my husband's last
note: "After January 15, all work will be supervised by 5
children."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived.
It is what difference we have made to the lives of others
that will determine the significance of the life we lead.
- Nelson Mandela
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War
The social studies teacher had just finished a
unit on war and peace. "How many of you," he
asked, "would say you're opposed to war?"
Not surprisingly, all hands went up.
The teacher asked, "who'll give us the reason
for being opposed to war?"
A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the
room raised his hand.
"Johnny?" The teacher said.
"I hate war," Johnny said, "because wars make
history, and I hate history."
- from Monday Fodder
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