Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/8/20
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Got together with friend whom I hadn’t seen for a few months.
Enjoyed catching up and made plans to get together next month.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Homework
2. Illuminating Consequence
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Homework
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher decided to investigate.
"What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."
"Well... yes, it is." replied Carol, reluctantly. "I was stupid and made
my homework paper into a paper airplane."
"Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the
teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."
"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see,
the plane was hijacked..."
- From Laugh & Lift
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Don't ask God to do what you want. Ask God to do what is right.
- Max Lucado
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Illuminating Consequence
A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and
confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living
room.
“But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying
another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable.”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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